Schools across the country are being urged to ban Angry Birds from being played since a spate of bird catapulting incidents.
It has been reported that impressionable children have been attempting to escape classrooms by capturing birds in the play ground then launching them at class room walls.
Keith McKenzie, caretaker of Golden Rain Primary School said 'It does get a bit messy.'
'There are bits of bird brain and skull all over the wall. It's not pleasant.'
Concerns over other games such as Pac Man and Minecraft have been raised.
'No sooner have the kids built something then they try to munch on it. It's no joke.'
But Independent Education Expert Felicity Mogg said 'There is only so far we can protect children. Perhaps some of these schools' headteachers have been a little overzealous?'
'Basically they should chill the fuck out. What next, ban loom bands due to choking hazards? What a bunch of twats!'