Using syringes for crocheting is inherently risky it was announced today.
Lacking the hook of a traditional crochet needle, the possibility of dropping a stitch is huge.
'I can't stress how problematic this is' said Julia Fish, a 42 year old crochet master.
'The probability of ruining the dog blankey you are crocheting is huge.'
'You could knit with them, though the stitch would be very small.'
'I recommend using them mainly for intravenous opiate injection only.'
'I know I do. I'm out of my fucking skull right now. Great isn't it? I'll sell you my house for fifty quid. Please?!?'