Jeremy Paxman made the astonishing admission yesterday that since retiring from Newsnight, he has been enjoying the Paddy McGuinness cattle market Take Me Out.
'I think it's an amazing program' said Paxman, bored with retirement already.
'But it's the swap I am looking forward to most'
Paxman is referring to the long mooted Jeremy Swap.
It is compulsory that all Jeremys move show every 15 years.
Paxman will start by grilling people who know no better on whether they are the father of the child they have been raising and shout at them in an egoboosting way.
Meanwhile, Clarkson is to present Newsnight and insult an ambassador every night.
Vine is presenting Top Gear and Kyle is becoming a safe Radio 2 DJ.
Hardy will continue on Radio 4 as nobody noticed him.
'I think it's an amazing program' said Paxman, bored with retirement already.
'But it's the swap I am looking forward to most'
Paxman is referring to the long mooted Jeremy Swap.
It is compulsory that all Jeremys move show every 15 years.
Paxman will start by grilling people who know no better on whether they are the father of the child they have been raising and shout at them in an egoboosting way.
Meanwhile, Clarkson is to present Newsnight and insult an ambassador every night.
Vine is presenting Top Gear and Kyle is becoming a safe Radio 2 DJ.
Hardy will continue on Radio 4 as nobody noticed him.