Orville the Duck has refused to be drawn on how he feels regarding the death of his comedy partner Keith Harris.
At his home today in Poulton-le-Fylde, Orville remained silent.
In an attempt to try to illicit a response, we questioned his commitment to his former friend but Orville said nothing.
An attempt at probing Cuddles the monkey was equally fruitless.
The consensus in the room was that Orville was an 'aloof green shit who couldn't be a bigger twat.'