Guest writer Will Selph shares the adventures of being Will Selph with The Morning Gerald.

'My singular terran rotation begins at 8.30am. Preening oneself with feline ferocity, I ambulate to the Kitchen.

It occurs that a mortal experience has suffered insufficient regard.

The inhalation of vivifying vapour, the distension of the diaphragm and the pirouette of the ribs serves only to invigorate, to affirm and deify our corporeal anatomy.

Do we merit such a reception? What have we procured to vindicate our primacy as the ascendent species? I can only conjecture our capacity to originate corn flakes is equitable rationalé.'

This is the first in a series Will Selph will be writing for us. His insightful pieces coming up include 'Blinking', 'My Defecation Journey' and 'Why Do Fish have Eyes?'

 
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