The Easter weekend has led to a phenomenon that is being labelled Temporary Inability to Type Syndrome (T.I.T.S.)
After failing to practice typing skills over the bank holiday period, most workers can just about manage to type their own name in just under a minute.
Professor Charles Langtree of Felchfield Polytechnic said 'There is a problem with TITS.'
He continued 'After not using their skills, people acquire TITS when they really don't need it.'
'One worker had to quickly update his CV for an interview but he was hit by TITS.'
'And one of my entire classes that I teach was on their final exam after 4 weeks on holiday and there was TITS everywhere.'
'After marking all their papers my eyes have been suffering. Fortunately it was only me that had to suffer the COCKS (Combined Opthalmic Cumulative Kinetic Syndrome)