Today millions of adults will roam freely around primary schools up and down the nation without anyone raising a suspicious eyebrow.

However concerns have been raised over the possibility of this opportunity being used as nonce reconnaissance. Or recona-nonce.

Leading figures have stepped in to quell concerns.

'Plans for schools are available freely from the Land Registry.' said Tom Huddle of the Non-Alarmist People Approving Logical Minds (NAPALM)

'Anyone wishing to case out a school can do so without even visitting it.'

'Besides, everyone knows the paedos already work in the schools. They're called PE teachers.'

 
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