Today millions of adults will roam freely around primary schools up and down the nation without anyone raising a suspicious eyebrow.
However concerns have been raised over the possibility of this opportunity being used as nonce reconnaissance. Or recona-nonce.
Leading figures have stepped in to quell concerns.
'Plans for schools are available freely from the Land Registry.' said Tom Huddle of the Non-Alarmist People Approving Logical Minds (NAPALM)
'Anyone wishing to case out a school can do so without even visitting it.'
'Besides, everyone knows the paedos already work in the schools. They're called PE teachers.'
However concerns have been raised over the possibility of this opportunity being used as nonce reconnaissance. Or recona-nonce.
Leading figures have stepped in to quell concerns.
'Plans for schools are available freely from the Land Registry.' said Tom Huddle of the Non-Alarmist People Approving Logical Minds (NAPALM)
'Anyone wishing to case out a school can do so without even visitting it.'
'Besides, everyone knows the paedos already work in the schools. They're called PE teachers.'