The events of today have drawn a number of comparisons with 1992 which it is hoped by most are unfounded.
Speaking outside his work place, office worker and smoker / skiver Ash Kennedy said 'I really don't want it to be 1992 again.'
'For a start Right Said Fred were number one with Deeply Dippy which was rubbish compared to I'm Too Sexy.'
'Then Wogan finished and the BBC replaced it with the flat-packed turd that was Eldorado.'
He continued 'There was some respite in The Camomile Lawn which may have provided quite a few pubescent wanks over Jennifer Ehle and Tara Fitzgerald.'
'But then came the crowning jobby, the pinnacle of shite that was The Big Breakfast. Not a bad show, but it gave the world Chris Cuntbiscuit Evans.'
'And I've never forgiven 1992 for that. So today bloody better not be like it at all.'
Speaking outside his work place, office worker and smoker / skiver Ash Kennedy said 'I really don't want it to be 1992 again.'
'For a start Right Said Fred were number one with Deeply Dippy which was rubbish compared to I'm Too Sexy.'
'Then Wogan finished and the BBC replaced it with the flat-packed turd that was Eldorado.'
He continued 'There was some respite in The Camomile Lawn which may have provided quite a few pubescent wanks over Jennifer Ehle and Tara Fitzgerald.'
'But then came the crowning jobby, the pinnacle of shite that was The Big Breakfast. Not a bad show, but it gave the world Chris Cuntbiscuit Evans.'
'And I've never forgiven 1992 for that. So today bloody better not be like it at all.'