The events of today have drawn a number of comparisons with 1992 which it is hoped by most are unfounded.

Speaking outside his work place, office worker and smoker / skiver Ash Kennedy said 'I really don't want it to be 1992 again.'

'For a start Right Said Fred were number one with Deeply Dippy which was rubbish compared to I'm Too Sexy.'

'Then Wogan finished and the BBC replaced it with the flat-packed turd that was Eldorado.'

He continued 'There was some respite in The Camomile Lawn which may have provided quite a few pubescent wanks over Jennifer Ehle and Tara Fitzgerald.'

'But then came the crowning jobby, the pinnacle of shite that was The Big Breakfast. Not a bad show, but it gave the world Chris Cuntbiscuit Evans.'

'And I've never forgiven 1992 for that. So today bloody better not be like it at all.'

 
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