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| Free at last |
Evil Post Master James Rhys was today overthrown by his slave letters and parcels it has emerged.
Enduring an 8 year ordeal, a letter to Ms. Julie Brown said 'I have been his coffee cup coaster since 2007.'
'Once he spilt hot chocolate and used me to mop it up the vile man.'
'But now I can get to Julie and I can tell her all about this wonderful new piece of technology called the iPod touch. It stores all your music AND you can touch the screen. Amazing!'
And a parcel to Geoff Banks said 'Any more time being used as a foot rest and I would have given up. Fifteen years I've been sat there.'
'Still, at least Geoff wil now get his Playstation 2. I'm sure all the cool kids are playing on them.'
We broke it to the parcel that even the PS4 was looking dated compared to the latest gsming PCs.
'Then I'm glad I broke James' cunting face' he said.
Enduring an 8 year ordeal, a letter to Ms. Julie Brown said 'I have been his coffee cup coaster since 2007.'
'Once he spilt hot chocolate and used me to mop it up the vile man.'
'But now I can get to Julie and I can tell her all about this wonderful new piece of technology called the iPod touch. It stores all your music AND you can touch the screen. Amazing!'
And a parcel to Geoff Banks said 'Any more time being used as a foot rest and I would have given up. Fifteen years I've been sat there.'
'Still, at least Geoff wil now get his Playstation 2. I'm sure all the cool kids are playing on them.'
We broke it to the parcel that even the PS4 was looking dated compared to the latest gsming PCs.
'Then I'm glad I broke James' cunting face' he said.