Spending your weekend doing housework and DIY does not count as proper time off it has been revealed.
Spending your precious hours away from work cleaning and putting up shelves is basically work too.
Office worker Ash Kennedy said 'My weekend is precious to me.'
'There is a huge amount of illegally downloaded TV I have to watch and I must make my contribution to the world Pizza shortage.'
He continued 'All this cleaning and fixing stuff. Why doesn't everything just work properly all the time?'
'I'm far too busy for all that. My bollocks won't scratch themselves.'