A conspiracy theorist once employed as Julian Assange's masseuse has said that the newly born Princess Charlotte is the reincarnation of Queen Boudica and will lead us all to the promised land.
Geoff Frunge of the Anti-Lizard Alliance of Normalcy (ALAN) has revealed his reasoning.
'Let's look at her name shall we: Charlotte Elizabeth Diana Windsor-Mountbatten. So her initials are CEDWB'
'Now this is the first time a Royal,
William, has married a commoner, Kate.'
'It's a bit backward isn't it? So lets put those initials backward: BWDEC'
'Now William will be Prince of Wales when his father becomes King and Charlotte will be a Princess of Wales.'
'The Welsh pronounce a W as an 'ooo' sound.'
'So BWDEC is pronounced Boo-Dec. Which is basically Boudica.'
'It couldn't be clearer! She's come back to set us all free!'
Mr. Frunge's follower, his Mum Brian, says she agrees with his interpretation and evidence.
Everyone else told him to piss off a long way away and stop wasting everyone's fucking time.