After acolytes of Frau Sturgeon yesterday harrassed Jim Murphy and Eddie Izzard off the streets for daring to speak, SNP members have declared democracy is dead.
Accusing anyone who isn't with them as being against them and of being self-hating Scots, their Bush-era rhetoric is playing well with the mini-brained.
Malcolm Donaldson, from Glasgow, said 'The Red Tories are dead to us.'
'Never mind that the SNP have cut the NHS budget and done deals with shady business bastards and more is spent per head in Scotland than the UK average.'
'It's all the fault of Westminster. And by Westminster, we mean the English. All of them. Even those who are poor and equally fucked over. In fact especially them.'
Reasonable Scots, of whom there seem to be a dwindling number, are contemplating their existence in this post-democratic world.
'I think I will just raise a saltire outside the house and hope that's enough. If it isnt I will probably be forced to wear a badge saying 'UK' on it to show I believe in unity.'
'Please fucking help!'
Accusing anyone who isn't with them as being against them and of being self-hating Scots, their Bush-era rhetoric is playing well with the mini-brained.
Malcolm Donaldson, from Glasgow, said 'The Red Tories are dead to us.'
'Never mind that the SNP have cut the NHS budget and done deals with shady business bastards and more is spent per head in Scotland than the UK average.'
'It's all the fault of Westminster. And by Westminster, we mean the English. All of them. Even those who are poor and equally fucked over. In fact especially them.'
Reasonable Scots, of whom there seem to be a dwindling number, are contemplating their existence in this post-democratic world.
'I think I will just raise a saltire outside the house and hope that's enough. If it isnt I will probably be forced to wear a badge saying 'UK' on it to show I believe in unity.'
'Please fucking help!'