After George Galloway's legal challenge to have the Bradford West election result overturned began, he is to stand for the only democratically electable position he has never run for.
'As Secretary of the Bradford Rotary Club's Tea Group I will be able to enact radical change.'
'No longer will the rotary club have to suffer the mass produced zionist sponsored PG Tips.'
'We will strike back at the heart of capitalism and be reborn with collectively farmed tea.'
'The unusual smell is just the cabbage they use to pad the tea out with. And the wheat thins provided instead of multinational biscuits were made on a commune.'
'Be careful though. I think they are laced with weed.'