Wandering around any Home Bargains store is like being stuck in 1985 it was revealed today.
Brands that have disappeared from all other shops still survive and thrive in the weird Woolworths / Kwik Save hybrid store.
'People love my wafers here.' said a packet of Blue Ribands.
'They never got tired of my utter blandness and cardboard texture.'
And a packet of Club biscuits had a similar sentiment.
'People who shopped in Asda amd Tesco abandoned me. But I found a home here in Home Bargains.'
'Amongst the detergents, childrens toys, booze and bird feeders.'
'Actually this shop is fucking mental isn't it? Help. Get me the fuck out of this pissing mad house!'
Brands that have disappeared from all other shops still survive and thrive in the weird Woolworths / Kwik Save hybrid store.
'People love my wafers here.' said a packet of Blue Ribands.
'They never got tired of my utter blandness and cardboard texture.'
And a packet of Club biscuits had a similar sentiment.
'People who shopped in Asda amd Tesco abandoned me. But I found a home here in Home Bargains.'
'Amongst the detergents, childrens toys, booze and bird feeders.'
'Actually this shop is fucking mental isn't it? Help. Get me the fuck out of this pissing mad house!'