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| A young Les |
Any man called Les officially has his hair slicked back with Brylcreem and is a total weirdo it emerged today.
Professor Charles Langtree of Felchfield Polytechnic released his research into the matter and had some stark conclusions.
'Without doubt everyone know a Les' said Professor Langtree.
'What is a universal constant is they all wear double breasted silver suits with brown loafers and have their hair slicked back.'
'They are usually an Uncle nobody wants and nobody is willing to stop them attending family events.'
'They can usually be found in an 80s disco, pissed, and hugging his teenage nieces a little too enthusiastically.'
We asked the Professor if anything can be done to help or get rid of them.
'These rosy cheeked weirdos have progressed into sub-species territory. It's best for everyone if you supply them with endless cheap vodka so they can drink themselves to death.'
Professor Charles Langtree of Felchfield Polytechnic released his research into the matter and had some stark conclusions.
'Without doubt everyone know a Les' said Professor Langtree.
'What is a universal constant is they all wear double breasted silver suits with brown loafers and have their hair slicked back.'
'They are usually an Uncle nobody wants and nobody is willing to stop them attending family events.'
'They can usually be found in an 80s disco, pissed, and hugging his teenage nieces a little too enthusiastically.'
We asked the Professor if anything can be done to help or get rid of them.
'These rosy cheeked weirdos have progressed into sub-species territory. It's best for everyone if you supply them with endless cheap vodka so they can drink themselves to death.'