Theresa May and David Cameron today announced new laws limitting the activities and freedom of speech of hate groups.
Explaining how the new laws would work, the Prime Minister said 'Those who seek, through their words and actions, to undermine democracy, will face stiff penalties.'
Arlo Cole of the Human Rights Campaign said 'Bizarrely, we welcome this legislation.'
'We have prepared a list of those accused of what the Prime Minister says will be illegal and every Tory MP is on the list.'
'Taxing people for a bedroom they don't use, taking away access to work benefits for the disabled, dismantling the NHS and presiding over the suicide of many people forced through unfair disability tests are anti-democratic actions.'
'We're going to arrest every one of those bastards and make them pay.'
'Mainly by spending 5 years in the soft cushy prisons they moan about all the time.'
'Enjoy your free XBOX's whilst being arse raped in the showers won't you.'
'And yes Gove, we mean you.'
'You prickly little twat.'