Parents who decide to take their infant children out on buses and trains at rush hour have been labelled as clueless today.
Speaking from a luggage rack on the 8.12 to Hull, Mark Jacobs, a telesales operator said 'This really isn't comfortable.'
He continued 'Lying prone on top of someone's umbrella is not quite how I envisaged losing my arse virginity but it's how it's happening.'
'And it's all because of that pair of daft bastards down there with a double pram taking up valuable standing room because they thought it would be, and I quote, 'fun for Isla and Joshua to have a little train ride.'
'Well that's nice. Whilst I'm trying to get to a job that everyone despises just so I can pay my perversely high rent whilst being arse raped by a cold umbrella, Isla and Joshua get window seats.'
'Some parents. Please stop spawning and acting like massive bell ends.'