Police have been attacked at an illegal rave for failing to dance and throw shapes it has emerged.
The 90s throwback event was designed to make 30 somethings feel young and not like they had wasted almost half of their lives.
Ash Kennedy, 37 from Oxford said 'The 140 bpm thrum has energised me and made me feel energy levels from when I was 17. Now excuse me, I need a piss after one bottle of water. My bladder seems a lot smaller these days.'
The two officers charged with cracking down on the selling of Ecstacy 'wouldn't throw shapes when we encouraged them too during Ultrasonic's 'Annihilating Rhythm Pt. 1'
'So we beat them up for being twats. Some might say that is ironic as we are the twats but no way. We are cool dudes. Do people still say cool dudes?!?'
The 90s throwback event was designed to make 30 somethings feel young and not like they had wasted almost half of their lives.
Ash Kennedy, 37 from Oxford said 'The 140 bpm thrum has energised me and made me feel energy levels from when I was 17. Now excuse me, I need a piss after one bottle of water. My bladder seems a lot smaller these days.'
The two officers charged with cracking down on the selling of Ecstacy 'wouldn't throw shapes when we encouraged them too during Ultrasonic's 'Annihilating Rhythm Pt. 1'
'So we beat them up for being twats. Some might say that is ironic as we are the twats but no way. We are cool dudes. Do people still say cool dudes?!?'