Andy Burnham has said he needs two flats in Londom for each of his faces.
After it was revealed that he owned a flat within walking distance of Westminster, had used expenses to improve said flat then rented it out whilst using more expenses to rent a flat for himself, he was unrepentant.
'My leadership bid is based on criticising my own past and my association with Ed by being strongly pro-business and pro-EU referendum whilst still suckling from Len McCluskey's man teat.'
'This degree of two faced, say what they want to hear, zero conviction politics needs at least two flats to store all my brand new opinions in.'
'I am not, as some have suggested, a vacuous, belief-free, career minded cunt. I'm much, much worse than that.'