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The en masse self immolation of a nation occurred yesterday as David Cameron's fear mongering over a Labour/SNP alliance drove a half witted electorate to drag their knuckles to the Tory box and put an X in it.
Grunting from outside the Polling Station yesterday, Percy, who didn't know his surname, said 'The Scottish are coming to eat my cheese.'
'And they want to sell my baby. And shag my wife. And felate the dog.'
'Mr. Cameron said he would protect us from the ginger people. But in return he would tax our spare rooms, stop any benefits and make us beg in the streets for food.'
'This is fair for his protection.'