A foetus has announced that its WiFi reception is not what was signed up for and the speed is far too slow.
Speaking from her mother's womb, Beryl the foetus said 'I am so frustrated.'
'I was digging around in here and found a smart phone and wondered what was on BBC4 tonight'
'I was hoping to catch that David Bowie retrospective. But the iPlayer won't download the programme.'
'Honestly, it's shite in here. No room service and I have yet to find the toilet. And I need it. I've been holding this shit in for 9 months.'