Research undertaken by a collection of 14 year old boys has concluded that Interstellar, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey,  Basic Instinct and 50 Shades of Grey should be shown in school science lessons.

Speaking from his darkened room, Jacob Hill, lead author and Masturbator-In-Chief said 'It is important that we use any method to engage us in the learning process.'

'Interstellar used genuine equations to generate the wormhole special effects. It can teach us a lot about four dimensional space.'

'And Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey teaches us about time travel and laughable 90s fashion trends that our dad's wore. The dicks.'

'Finally Basic Instinct and 50 Shades of Grey teach us about nothing at all but we are sick of the parental filters on our Internet connection and really want to see some tits.'

'Apparently in Basic Instinct you see minge as well. Er, you should leave now. Yes, go now. I've got some, er, studying to do.'


 
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