Comedy dictator Kim Jong-Un has made said his great nation has made another great scientific leap forward.
After yesterday claiming that North Korea had developed a pill that cures AIDS, Cancer, Ebola and getting your scrote caught when you sit down, a new miracle cure has emerged.
'I have personally developed a cure for the scourge of our communist society' said the Great Leader.
'Anyone that suffers from debilitating free speech or chronic looking at me the wrong way can be eternally cured with this one little pill'
'I call it Hydrogen Cyanide. And you will find you won't suffer with any inappropriate, or any full stop, thoughts.'
'Go me. Bring me 17 Ginsters pasties in a minute or I pluck your eyebrows out with a fork-lift.