David Cameron, in a keynote address, has called on all British muslims to actively comdemn all Islamist violence and terrorism.
After stating that many muslims unintentionally condone travelling to assist ISIL, the Prime Minister simply said 'If you aren't with us, you are against us.'
Speaking from his Cave of Despair, Mr. Cameron went on to say 'Despite not living in any of the countries where these atrocities are taking place, they pray to the same God so they must be in on it.'
'Quite simply, convert to the cult of Thatcher and repent.'
'Give yourself to the blue side.'