With the hours counting down to the big Chris Evans comeback tomorrow night on Channel 4, we have to ask ourselves what we did wrong in our past lives to deserve this.
At 9.00pm on Friday we will be 'treated' to a new episode of TFI Friday.
Lets remind ourselves of why it was cancelled in the first place.
Many compare Chris Evans with Jeremy Clarkson and the overlap is plain to see. However there is one difference.
Where Clarkson can be self-deprecating and laugh at himself, the only people Evans can laugh at is others including a 7 year old child he made cry live on TV.
TFI was cancelled the first time for many reasons but one feature sums up just how much of a collosal cunt Evans is.
In the last series, each episode would feature an item that Evans had bought that week, often over £10,000 in value, that he confessed he didn't need and was just to show how rich he was.
There are no words. None.
His influence is still felt today. Without Chris Evans, there would be no Ant & Dec, James Corden, Chris Moyles, Nick Grimshaw, Alan Carr or Tim Lovejoy.
Imagine how much better your life would be without this nest of twats in it?
Chris Evans hosts the Radio 2 breakfast show, the One Show at 7pm on fridays and this weeks upcoming TFI special on Channel 4 at 9pm.
Avoid like a syphillis infested chugger.