Game of Thrones producers have announced the name of a major new character for the next series.
Named 'Spoiler', he will be a member of the Nights Watch that has a dark past.
'His character arc will be of the utmost importance' said executive producer Dan Benioff.
'His father, Ser State Secret and his mother, Lady Mum's The Word, are great powerbrokers in the seven kingdoms.'
'But it is his two treacherous uncles, Lord Clandestine and Ser Cloak-And-Dagger that will employ Aryn Shut The Fuck Up and Marek Don't Tell Me A Fucking Thing to kill him.'
'You know, like we did with Jon Snow this season when we stabbed him to death.'