With only two more episodes of Game Of Thrones remaining, broadcasters are preparing contingency plans to fill the void.

Already having a huge cultural influence, the world's seasons are to be renamed 'Game of Thrones' for the 10 week broadcast period and simply 'Winter' for the rest.

BBC commissioning editor Miles Caldwell has shared his vision on how the corporation will change to bridge the gap.

'The One Show will have a regular feature called 'Hack Giles Brandreth in the face with a meat cleaver' to satiate the blood lust.'

'Kirsty Wark will be presenting Newsnight with her tits out whilst Emily Maitlis and Laura Kuenssberg lez it up.

'And over on CBeebies, Mr. Tumble will be doing a bit of rape.'

 
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