Nicki Minaj has taken steps to reassure the public and award voting panels that her arse is under complete control it was announced yesterday.
Speaking of her lack of VMA nominations based on her physical appearance, Minaj said 'My arse will not attack you'
'I know it's perfectly ok for a small arsed white girl to shake it and make it but apparently not for a big arsed black girl.'
'Is it racism or are you scared? It won't hurt you. Yes it does wobble a lot. I'm afraid I have no influence over that'
'I can't control the laws of fucking physics! So stop being narrow minded racists and give me some fucking awards will you?'
'Or I'll let my arse loose on you.'