Astronomers have warned that, with the increase in the search for extraterrestrial life, should an Alien contact you it is best to ignore them.
Professor Charles Langtree of Felchfield Polytechnic said 'A civilisation advanced enough to respond over the distance involved will most certainly have death rays and planet smashers'
'I don't even know what they are, but I reckon they could annihilate us just by blinking.'
'Don't go calling one a goggle eyed anvil face whatever you do'
'I've heard they have lasers that will shrink your Trouser Chap into a month old cocktail sausage and that's not something I want.'