Men who spend most of their salary on record players and old vinyl of bands they don't even like are to have their accounts frozen it was revealed today.
A new campaigning group, 'Partners For Money for Food and Clothing for Their Family' has said 'We are generally supportive of these flash in the pan interests our husbands have.'
'But usually there is a large initial outlay, for golf clubs say, then just municipal golf course fees which are relatively low'
'But apparently, an original copy of 'You Can Tune A Piano But You Can't Tuna Fish' by REO Speedwagon costs £300.'
'Which is lovely if firstly, myself and the kids are starving and secondly, the album is utter shite!'
'Last week the postman delivered 'Ain't No Bout a-Doubt It' by Graham Central Station.
'What? Who? Just because it's on vinyl doesn't mean it's good. 'Mr. Blobby' was available on vinyl.'
'Stop buying vast mountains of shitty cack and spend time and money with your fucking kids, you barrage of cunts!'