British Youth Confused: 'Corbyn Gives Me Warm Feelings. What Are They?'
The teens and 20 somethings of Britain are experiencing strange feelings and emotions they have never felt before it has emerged.
When speaking of politics, their mood usually slumps and their minds wander to Playstation tournaments and when they can next masturbate.
But Corbynmania is bringing about news sensations.
'I hear him speak and I feel a glow in my stomach. It's really pleasant. And this thing happens with my mouth where the corners go up and my teeth are exposed. I quite like it.' said Jake Fenton, 18.
'I also imagine that I might actually enjoy parts of my life rather than the daily decision of suicide or wank. Somebody said it was hop, but my balance isn't that great. I can't hop. But it was something like that. Something I have never heard of.'
