The Great British Bake Off got off too a rollicking start last night after eliminating token hipster Stuart Henshall.
Henshall, 35, said of his Bake Off experience 'It was a blast.'
'Mary and Paul wanted substance over style but I have no idea what that means.'
'My cakes looked astonishing and were presented with a post modern rustic aesthetic borrowing from shabby chic and post war simplicity.'
'But they tasted shit. I don't quite understand what that mean, but apparently it's bad.'
'But this way I can go back to my pseudo-skiffle band playing 50's bluegrass with beatboxing and R 'n' B stylings on an original Les Paul replica guitar drinking Columbian Native American organic coffee out of a jam jar whilst criticising the decadence and inequality in the world.'
'That's just the kind of guy I am. Laying it at the feet of The Man. Whilst living off a trust fund.'