Ian Duncan Smith has said he will not resign as Minister for Work and Pensions until at least another 6000 people are dead.
Speaking from the Goldsmith Institute, Mr. Smith said 'The burden these people place in us is too much. Our work is far from done.'
In response, random people in the street responded 'Resign and bludgeon yourself in the stomach with an infected claw hammer.'
'Then drink 20 gallons of Lancashire cryptosporidium water before eating 5 raw chickens.'
'Finally, take a shotgun from any of your land owner friends, place it under your chin, and blow your smug, degenerate vomit inducing face off you cuntflask!'