Irrelevant news of the familial connection to Osama Bin Laden of plane crash victims was released today.
The tragic plane crash, which saw four people die, two of whom were related to Osama Bin Laden, has lead to a media furore.
'Isn't it amazing?' said Ash Kennedy, world editor of The Mirror.
'One of them was his step-mother and one was his sister. It's huge news!'
But how we asked?
'Well they're guilty by assocaition aren't they? That's what everyone thinks. They are called Bin Laden therefore they were involved in 9/11.
But what if the other two victims?
'Who? Oh screw them, who cares about that pair of fuckers?'