As Jimmy Carter announces his cancer has spread to his brain, MRI test show his mind and abilities are still 17 times better than the smartest Republican.
'His brain activity, though markedly reduced, is stil infinitely superior to what is essentially the mind of a dog that is possessed by Republican politicians.' said Dr. Joel Reilly.
'He is capable of reasoning, kindness and not holding a gun and waving it about like a fucking moron at every available opportunity.'
'He still likes women, gays and black people and doesn't feel the need to ignore the responsibilities of the rich for societies ills rather than a pile of desperate Mexican immigrants.'
'Basically, he's still displaying the signs of a normal, rounded human being. The kind Republicans stop showing when their development stunts at around age 8.'