As the 70th anniversary of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki is used to commemorate the deaths of thousands of innocents, militaries worldwide have announced all of their nuclear bombs will be renamed.
After the Nagasaki bomb was called 'Fat Man', names of those we find socially unacceptable will be used on all future bombs.
'This is a forward thinking and progressive policy and in no way even more dehumising to people than dropping bombs on them' said UK defence chief Sir Hugh Tonbridge.
'Our weapons will be called 'Frenchman' or 'Johnny Foreigner.'
'The Americans are going with 'Ordinary Black Man', a popular choice. Meanwhile the Russians are going with 'Whomever Has Annoyed Vladimir Today.'
'China is going simply with 'Japanese Person' and Japan is reciprocating.
'North Korea has chosen 'Western Industrialist Pig Dog' and India has gone with 'Pakistanis'. Again, there is reciprocity.
'And finally Israel has gone with 'Palestinians and Palestinian Supporters.' An obvious choice perhaps, but not surprising.'
'The rest of the world meanwhile will quake whilst their nuclear powers continue to act increasingly cunty with one another.'