Using 7 year olds to do the books was a mistake says an anonymous former Kids Company trustee.
Speaking to our reporter on condition of anonymity, he said 'We are called Kids Company after all.'
'We have a 5 year old in charge of internal governance, a 12 year old runs the grants process and our 7 year old prodigy, who is the only person, including ourselves, capable of adding.'
'Though he can't subtract. Or multiply. Or divide.'
'Frankly it's a miracle we've lasted this long.'