Dutiful husband and all round good egg Ash Kennedy has learnt the lessons of experimenting with clothes manufacture it was announced today.
Whilst nursing his wife through a terrible bought of 'Post 3 Bottles of Wineitis', putting on her clothes washing gqvr him an idea.
'I was washing her chifon dress. The material seemed smooth and my wife has some spare and a sewing machine. So I knocked myself up a pair of pants' said Ash.
'I wont be doing that anytime soon' he said speaking grom his hospital bed.
'That is a fabric that rubs, chaffes, gathers in crevices and gets so hot and full of static you end up with third degree burns and an electrocution.'
'My bollocks have been ordered to take 3 weeks supervised bed rest, so here I am.'
'I've learnt my lesson. No chifon pants! I wonder what velcro is like?'