Warnings from various Police forces that thieves may be using glow in the dark paint on the road outside your house has led to the population scouring the areas outside their dwellings.
Searching outside his house in Dudley eith a UV light, Ash Kennedy said he had found a sign.
'According to the sign here, I have nothing worth stealing. They do know I have a PS4 and huge telly don't they?'
'I'm frankly disgusted by this. I have many expensive and desirable objects in my house.'
Speaking to one of Mr. Kennedy's neighbours though made it clear why thieves have used this emblem.
'Yes, he has really nice stuff. But he also shits into jam jars and freezes his piss.'
'His house smells like London Zoo died in there.