Yvette Cooper made an announcement it has been announced.
Speaking from somewhere that we didn't bother to write down as it seemed pointless, Ms. Cooper announced the shock news that Tories lie.
Discussing their record in government since being elected, Ms. Cooper said 'The Tories were elected based on lies.'
Following a collective 'Well, d'uh!' and stifled yawns, Ms. Cooper opened the floor to questions.
But we couldn't be arsed to ask any so we went to the pub.