Georgle Cole was greeted into the afterlife with a rousing rendition of the Afterlife national anthem it has been announced.
Communicating through morse code using the screeches of a 1984 Cannon fax machine, Mr. Cole is said to be generally enjoying himself.
'It's pretty good' screeched Cole.
'They've got box sets of all my favourite TV shows, endless roast dinners and sex on tap. It's great.'
'However, every morning we have to satnd and sing along to the national anthem. Which reached number 7 in the charts for a while week. And is written and sang by Dennis Fucking Waterman.'
'Is there any song that tone deaf piss poor excuse for an actor hasn't recorded and ruined?'
'I'm going to get a shotgun and maim any bastard singing that dirge. Can't the anthem just be some James Brown or something?'