Getting some essential driving and hooker beating practise in by playing GTA V on the PS4 is best done whilst not actually driving on the M25 it has been revealed.
Usuing the frequent queues and delays as a reason to fire up your games console and attack some ho's is 'dangerous and mysogynistic'
'It's a disaster waiting to happen' said ROSPA spokesman Ash Kennedy.
'Stealing a cool 1960s Chevy and slapping one of you cheap whores may be good for your points accumulation but it can lead to console induced metal and plastic in the face.'
'There does seem to be a correlation between high speed motorway driving, playiing on your PS4 and jagged, warped bits of car smashing through your windscreen and maiming your face.'
'So our message is, wait until you get home to fuck up your ho.'
'It's much safer.'