'I literally died', 'I literally flew' and 'I am literally speechless' are just some of the many crimes against basic grammar that will noe result in your kneecaps being blown off it was announced today.

Using the word 'literally' when you mean 'figuratively' or 'metaphorically' couldn't be further from the truth and as such is punishable by severe maiming.

It is only through extreme violence that these peoplr will come to finally understand the meaning of the word.

'For your misuse of the word 'literally' I am going to literally blow your kneecaps off eith a shotgun' is a sentence and action that will condition these morons in thd correct usage of an essential word.

Will it make them alter their behaviour? I literally cannot tell.


 
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