People who are unable to understand the definition of 'Indicator' will be given an automatic 5 year prison sentence in the arse raping wing of a really shitty prison it has been announced.
Acrivating the flashing light whilst manoeuvring completely defeats the object and is comparable to genocide it was revealed.
'The clue is in the name' said lawyer Michael Whiston-Hope.
'It indicates you intentions. Indicate. It's pretty simple. It's not called a 'Do-er' where you activate it when you are doing your manoeuvre.'
'It's there to indicate your intentions. A loud speaker telling the world what you want to do in the form of an orange flashing light.'
'So stop changing lanes on the motorway and then activating the damn thing. Do it staright away and, when it's clear, move.'
'Else you are going to end up needing a colostomy bag for the rest of your natural days.'
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