Saudo Arabia has overtaken ISIS in the league it has been announced.

The annual Coca Cola Decapitation League is played out across many middle eastern countries and groups and is the top sport in the area.

'Saudi Arabia have really stepped up their attacking game' said pundit Trevor Pulman.

'Not only is head removal with an axe a mens sport, the House of Saud has added women and, crucially, children to the mix.'

'This truly show the commitment needed to win this championship and win the worlds condemnation but not a lot else.'

'We all need petrol for our cars don't we? What's a few state murders amongst friends?'


 
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