Angelina Jolie has been recounting her experiences as a UN ambassador at a meeting in the House of Lords it has been announced.
Ms. Jolie, who was speaking on the role of women in IS and how they must be helped, spoke at length about her cracking tits.
She went on to discuss the horrors of her luscious, smooth skin and how it is a tragedy that people have not got firm, peachy arses.
The role of the UN, she said, was to ensure no woman should be without deep brown eyes with dusky eye shadow.
Only then, she said, would the world accept an undoubtedly tight pussy that milks you drier than the Gobi Desert.
