Today marks the day in which Queen Elizabeth II becomes Britain's longest reigning monarch.
For 63 years, Elizabeth has stood proudly as Head of State of the United Kingdom, a role that with it's history and ceremonial duties means absolutely fuck all.
Her Maj is quoted as saying 'I serve my country at the pleasure of its people, those who pay for my utterly stupid life and that of my husband, Philip.'
'I know that I have your support in continuing to reign, solely because you want to see what Philip does next. I promise you, when I am gone, you will be permitted to abolish the monarchy.'
'After all, you don't want that jug-eared cretin banging on about buildings and making shit biscuits for the rest of your days do you?'
