A customer has returned his car to the dealership after it failed to provide a fun life with an outdoors lifestyle.
Ash Kennedy, a call centre worker from Slough, bought the Vauxhall Mokka believing it would lead to adventures and larks.
'I seem to be sitting on my arse eating takeaway pizza with one hand down my jogging bottoms just as much as I used to' said Kennedy.
'The amount of You've Been Framed and Rude Tube I watch hasn't gone down at all.'
'And the three minutes of panting just from climbing the stairs hasn't got any better. I'm starting to think that car isn't making me healthier at all.'
We asked Vauxhall for a statement and they said 'Purchasing our vehicles isn't enough in itself to change your lifestyle. They can facilitate change, but it is up to the customer to initiate it.'
When Kennedy read this he said 'The advert does not make it look like I need to put in effort. There should be a disclaimer at the bottom in the small white text.'
''Model shown Mokka 1.6, 45 MPG Combined, Representative 21% APR, Adventures in mountains involve customer getting off backside.''
'I should have just kept that £40 a month gym membership I never use. They didn't tell me the truth either. I have to turn up apparently.'