President Obama is to join Bear Grylls for a three day trip to Alaska hunting the Lesser Braincelled Palin is has been announced.
Highlighting the damage caused to the natural environment by global warming, the trip downtime will be spent dangling envelopes full of cash from fishing lines in the local Tea Party & Special Educational Needs conference.
Here they expect to snag Sarah Palin who is reknowned for her avarice and greed.
'She will fall for it. She can barely complete a sentence without a massive embolism. So cash on a wire is effective bait' said Grylls.
'I believe the President wants to have her stuffed, mounted on a stick and made into a permanent warning against being a complete thuggish, violent, racist, moronic arse.'