The latest report from the best scientific research centres across the globe have revealed that women are never wrong it was announced today.
Professor Charles Langtree of The Felchfield Institute has released evidence collating all available research.
'At first I believed it wasn't that cut and dry' said Professor Langtree.
'Over 3000 research papers concluded that, on average, women are wrong roughly half the time and, logically, men are wrong roughly half the time.'
'It was when I was discussing this with my wife whilst washing the dishes I discovered all this research was wrong.'
'Apparently, I haven't been washing the underside of plates properly, I don't seperate out the recycling correctly and my bedmaking abilities are laughable.'
'After a 40 minute screaming diatribe and being forced to sit at my laptop to complete my research paper else I would never get sex again, it was my firm conclusion that women are always right, always, without question and I, along with all other men, are 'bastards'.'
